oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

liltify:

nakeid:

theleatherlook:

smohkist:

voleum:

kisslng:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE

My kind of man

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OMG LET ME MARRY HIM

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH

HOW CAN U NOT REBLOG THIS

fabulouseren:

sammythemattressthief:

levisexually:

but at least he got to the ocean, right?

GET OUT

WHY WOULD U DO THIS

communistbakery:

isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

the skeleton war hit us hard

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

Further Thoughts on a Middle Aged Man’s Ingestion of Popular Culture

fishingboatproceeds:

So I’ve been seeing a lot of tumblr posts involving anacondas and puns and various wants lately.

And I figured that Sir Mix a Lot’s “Baby Got Back” had experienced some kind of 21st century renaissance among all of tumblr.

But then it turns out I guess that Nicki Minaj is involved? 

Basically, I learn about new popular music via punny GIFs.

autieblesam:

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"